Saturday, 17 May 2025

DC Vs. Vampires: World War V #7 - DC Comics

DC VS. VAMPIRES: WORLD WAR V No. 7, May 2025
Having shockingly thrown Darkseid and his numerous parademons into this mini-series’ already convoluted mix of characters towards the end of its previous instalment, Matthew Rosenberg’s gambit for Issue Seven of “DC Vs Vampires: World War V” arguably appears to consist of him trying to keep his audience busy with pulse-pounding slugfests and adrenalin-fuelled chase-sequences, so that there wouldn’t be any time for the readers to consider just how highly improbable the New God’s sudden appearance within this storyline actually is; “Your planet’s fate was sealed when he learned of its existence. But the timeline was sped up…”

And frankly, this ploy appears to work very well right up until the twenty-four page periodical’s plot comes to a crashing halt with the introduction of the traveller from the Fourth World known as Metron. Indeed, prior to the surviving super-heroes taking stock of their high casualty rate inside the Secret Sanctuary on Rhode Island, any bibliophile flicking through this comic book should have been immediately hooked by its splendidly-penned cocktail involving Robin, Gorilla Grodd, Jade, Green Arrow and Harley Quinn battling all sorts of demonic-looking, extra-terrestrials. 

By far the American author’s biggest hook though must surely be the one-on-one battle between Wonder Woman and the aforementioned ruler of Apokolips. This punch-up sadly soon becomes rather one-sided, after a ferociously-fanged Princess Diana loses her element of surprise. But even then the writing repeatedly holds the attention by suggesting that Darkseid is highly likely to tear the undead Amazon apart at any moment - just as he did with an overly-confident Aquaman earlier.

Helping to keep this book’s whirlwind of death-dealing and narrow escapes thoroughly engrossing is Otto Schmidt, whose panels race along at a neck-breaking speed. Of particular note has to be the illustrator’s ability to suggest the utterly insurmountable size of the parademon army. However, he is also a master of pencilling some wonderful little moments within all the mayhem, like Harley Quinn’s escape from the Vampire Queen - Barbara Gordon, and Mister Miracle’s sorrowful look from his underwater prison cell when he sees a distraught Queen of Atlantis stalking straight towards him and his baby daughter.

The regular cover art of "DC VS. VAMPIRES: WORLD WAR V" #7 by Otto Schmidt

Thursday, 15 May 2025

Red Hulk #2 - Marvel Comics

RED HULK No. 2, May 2025
Rather cleverly steering this particular twenty-page periodical away from the cliché of simply having its titular character bash his way out of Doctor Victor Von Doom’s underground prison, Benjamin Percy’s narrative for Issue Two of “Red Hulk” should have completely held its readers’ attention when it first hit the spinner-rack in March 2025. Indeed, this comic’s main plot is truly focused upon Thunderbolt Ross utilising everything to hand so as to defeat his murderous foe - no matter how small or underpowered, rather than just depicting the former commanding officer of Desert Base boringly batter an entire legion of lethal Doombots to freedom.

Of particular note has to be the American author’s well-penned relationship between the veteran soldier and Machine Man. This partnership goes a long way to show how savvy Bruce Banner's long-term nemesis can be when needing help, and also assists in 'showboating' the abilities of the half-fried android whilst the pair face overwhelming odds, deadly gas and a seemingly unassailable dead end. In addition, the Oregon-born writer makes matters even more engrossing by subsequently introducing a rather disgruntled Deathlok into this mix, and by doing so imbues the prisoners' flight with plenty of extra entertaining dialogue and dramatic moments; “Heart’s got nothing to do with it. You computer’s right. It’s too later for her.”

Likewise, the armoured ruler of Latveria’s handling of this attempted break-out isn’t just restricted to him rather lazily sending out more and more robot guards. But actually shows how utterly merciless Doom can be when people oppose his plans for worldwide domination. The terrifying execution of a captive Cartel leader, along with the toxic poisoning of another inmate demonstrates the all-too high risks being taken by Ross and his “misfit crew” in defying the tyrant, and brings a whole new level of danger to the fast-paced storytelling once the group decide to save as many of the hostages as they can.

Ably adding even more nerve-wracking ‘zip’ to these pulse-pounding proceedings are the layouts of Geoff Shaw. The artist does a first-rate job in depicting Thunderbolt as if he truly has the weight of the world upon his shoulders, whilst his pencilling of Deathlok's mannerisms provides the human cyborg with loads of endearing personality as he battles to support his comrades-in-arms in their bid for freedom.

The regular cover art of "RED HULK" #2 by Geoff Shaw & Marte Gracia

Wednesday, 14 May 2025

The Incredible Hulk [2023] #23 - Marvel Comics

THE INCREDIBLE HULK No. 23, May 2025
Penning a physically unrecognisable Charlie Tidwell ‘innocently’ playing basketball with a group of friendly local people, Phillip Kennedy Johnson certainly seems intent on making this comic’s audience increasingly nervous as to whether any of the hapless homesteaders surrounding the shapeshifter will actually survive the ball game or not. In fact, once their happy little run-around is interrupted by the horrifying appearance of a winged servant of Eldest, the sense of danger to these pleasantly portrayed citizens is truly palpable, and may well cause the odd bibliophile to momentarily pause before turning the page to see which residents escape with their lives.

Furthermore, there is something truly troubling about watching the Hulk’s sidekick enjoying herself whilst wearing the face and body of a beautiful blonde who the young girl has previously eaten alive, and subsequently hidden the bloody, disgorged human remains. Of course, the adolescent’s need for camaraderie, amusement and social interaction is very understandable considering how lonely “Becky” must be whilst continuously walking alongside the giant green goliath for days on end. But these sequences still prove mighty unsettling as she continues to lie to the honest inhabitants, and then savagely lashes out at the wide-eyed goblin who brings her pleasant sports session to an abrupt end.

Slightly less successful however, is arguably the American author’s handling of Norgul, who steals Charlie’s skin and then attempts to fool Bruce Banner’s alter-ego by unnervingly wearing the ill-fitting disguise. Such a ploy was never going to work. Yet “the demonic thief” appears to be completely bemused that his ill-conceived plan fails miserably, and even gets more cross with Stan Lee’s co-creation when the Hulk reacts violently to the fiend scratching a huge chunk of flesh from his cheek; “Why do you attack? Am I not like you now?”

Interestingly, despite all this book’s brutal body blows, gory mutilation and disturbing physical transformations, it is artist Nic Klein’s pencilling of Charlie’s basketball game which probably remains most in the mind’s eye. The panels contain a real sense of guiltless joy, exuberance and fellowship, which is then so starkly destroyed by the presence of a misshapen, flying creature crouched upon a car and claiming to be “only a pretty human child, like you.”

The regular cover art of "THE INCREDIBLE HULK" #23 by Nic Klein

Tuesday, 13 May 2025

From The DC Vault: Death In The Family: Robin Lives! #1 - DC Comics

FROM THE DC VAULT: DEATH IN THE FAMILY: ROBIN LIVES! No. 1, September 2024
Following the infamous events of Issue Four Hundred and Twenty Eight of “Batman” from 1988, but containing an “alternate ending in which Jason Todd survives his brutal encounter with The Joker”, J.M. DeMatteis’ storyline for this four-part mini-series’ opening instalment most likely didn’t live up to its audience’s expectations. Indeed, despite being the thirty-sixth best-selling comic book in July 2024, the American author’s decision to tell his tale through the narration of Doctor Saraswati Dev arguably causes a persistent confusion as to just which text box or word balloon a reader should peruse next.

Furthermore, apart from a brief fracas between the Dark Knight and the Clown Prince of Crime during the twenty-two page periodical’s beginning, and an all-too short tussle concerning Bruce Wayne’s alter-ego and the Scarecrow at its very end, the vast majority of this publication focuses upon Jason Todd’s disagreeable behaviour to all those who dearly love him. Admittedly, any bibliophile familiar with writer Jim Starlin transforming the sidekick into an “increasingly aggressive and reckless” crime-fighter during his stint on the title back in the Eighties, won’t be surprised by such unlikeable behaviour. But such is the boy’s ingratitude towards the likes of Alfred Pennyworth, that his repeated petulance soon becomes tedious and off-putting.

What does appear to work well though, is just how disconcerting the Caped Crusader is penned within this tome. Bob Kane’s co-creation has potentially always walked a somewhat fine line between justified violence and taking a physical beating a bit too far. Yet in this particular comic, the cowled vigilante appears extremely close to losing control, especially when he seems to be willing to risk the Joker drowning in Gotham Harbour, or has to be brought to his senses by a Police Officer whilst mercilessly pummelling Jonathan Crane.

Easily this book’s biggest disappointment however, has got to be the ‘overworked’ line art of Rick Leonardi, which sadly makes a fair few panels, most notably those featuring Batman’s arch-nemesis, rather messy. This style proves particularly confusing during a sequence where the Joker suddenly blasts to safety using some covert jump-jets attached to his waist, and a rather clunky-looking scene set inside Arkham Asylum; “Then I’d suggest, Doctor Stoner, that you’re more delusional than your patients.”

The regular cover art of "FROM THE DC VAULT: DEATH IN THE FAMILY: ROBIN LIVES" #1 by Rick Leonardi & Dave Stewart

Monday, 12 May 2025

The Incredible Hulk [2023] #22 - Marvel Comics

THE INCREDIBLE HULK No. 22, April 2025
Heavily focusing upon Charlie Tidwell’s increasing loss of control of “her skinwalker alter-ego Lycana”, Phillip Kennedy Johnson’s storyline for Issue Twenty Two of “Incredible Hulk” probably disappointed a fair few of the comic’s fans, thanks largely to the Eisner-nominated writer penning the orphan as an angry, disagreeable killer rather than the vulnerable, somewhat sympathetic sidekick she has arguably been in the past. Indeed, the fact that the young girl refuses to accept she is responsible for brutally murdering and then scoffing a pair of hapless teenage tearaways is disconcerting at best, and genuinely makes the adolescent’s character extremely unlikeable when she later attempts to take the moral high-road with her giant, green-hued travelling companion; “Okay cool, we’ll just go wherever you want and I can’t say #%$&, huh? Great!”

Similarly as perturbing though is debatably this twenty-page periodical’s surprisingly sedentary pace. Sure, the book opens up fast enough, with the aforementioned doomed adolescents racing along a road at high-speed only to then have a hungry werewolf purposely crash into the side of their car. But once the plot moves on to Charlie waking up from her bloody nocturnal activities, things just seem to plod along with a series of word-heavy, dialogue driven conversational pieces which do little to actually move events that much further forward.

Disappointingly, even the Hulk and Tidwell’s relationship appears to have hit rock bottom, due to the pair clashing over the founding Avenger locking up Bruce Banner’s persona deep inside his brain. Ordinarily the majority of the audience would surely be supportive of the monster’s friend as she rebukes him for treating the scientist in precisely the same manner as the gamma radiologist once handled him. However, many readers will now doubtless find it difficult to take a side in an argument between two highly unpleasant personalities, and simply want them to get on with the current adventure – something which doesn’t really happen for the remainder of the publication.

Regular artist Nic Klein also appears to be somewhat uninspired by the American author’s script, and rather desperate to inject any dynamism he can muster into an almost endless series of panels in which the characters just shout at one another. Luckily, the German illustrator can always be relied upon to pencil some truly disturbing body horror when the opportunity arises. Though the severed head and half-chewed human remains filling up a log cabin’s bathroom might prove a bit much even for a T+ rated comic book.

The regular cover art of "THE INCREDIBLE HULK" #22 by Nic Klein

Saturday, 10 May 2025

Star Wars: Inquisitors #1 - Marvel Comics

STAR WARS: INQUISITORS No. 1, September 2024
Set between George Lucas’ prequel and original cinematic trilogies, there is arguably quite a bit to enjoy during this thirty-page periodical’s opening third. Indeed, the Grand Inquisitor’s utterly merciless massacre of the inhabitants on Targyon immediately sets the former Jedi Temple Guard up as a seriously evil villain of the piece, who will clearly stop at nothing to eliminate his intended target; “Take the children to Coruscant. Kill the rest.”

Disappointingly though, the same probably can’t be said as to the impact of writer Rodney Barnes’ “all-new legendary” knight Tensu Run, who many a bibliophile will probably feel seems a little too close to a certain Corellian smuggler than a mythical hero supposedly “buried in the annals of Jedi lore”. True, the American author does provide his creation with a moment of bravado when he apparently single-handedly storms an imperial outpost in a lone spacecraft. But apart from blowing up a handful of TIE-Fighters and then culling a couple of Stormtroopers on the ground with his hand-weapon, the human hardly does anything particularly breath-taking.

Instead, Elan’s apprentice simply keeps running away from Darth Vader’s Jedi killers, seemingly content to live his life on an idyllic planet near the outer edge of the galaxy, whilst innocent others are savagely slaughtered protecting his secret whereabouts. Such conduct hardly seems conducive to cause any readers to care for the character, even if this comic’s Maryland-born writer does continually pen him stating that he’s happy to die in the name of his great cause.

Just as frustrating is this book’s artwork by Ramon Rosanas, which overall depicts a thoroughly pleasing insight into the dark world of “any Jedi who survived Order 66”. In fact, few onlookers could surely have any complaint about the Eisner Award nominee’s pencilling of Darth Vader or the Master of the Inquisitorius. However, the decisions surrounding the attire of this publication’s so-called legend may well strike some as being far too similar to Han Solo’s costume throughout “The Empire Strikes Back”. In fact, if it wasn’t for the man wielding a lightsaber and wearing eye goggles, a fair few perusers could well be fooled into thinking it was the scruffy-looking nerf-herder himself.

The regular cover art of "STAR WARS: INQUISITORS" #1 by Nick Bradshaw & Neeraj Menon

Friday, 9 May 2025

DC Vs. Vampires: World War V #6 - DC Comics

DC VS. VAMPIRES: WORLD WAR V No. 6, March 2025
It will be quite difficult for some within this comic’s audience not to have the feeling that Matthew Rosenberg simply threw his hands up in frustration with this script for Issue Six of “DC Vs Vampires: World War V”, and just hurled the two competing armies straight against one another two-thirds of the way through. For whilst the all-out fracas on a bleak, snow-caked tundra certainly causes plenty of drama as the likes of Damian Wayne, Green Arrow and the Black Canary seemingly fall beneath the fangs of a thousand bloodthirsty thralls, the head-on conflict comes completely out of the blue.

To make this mini-series’ storyline even more troubling though, the American author also appears to throw his sub-plot concerning Mister Miracle and his baby daughter squarely under a bus, by having the highly disagreeable Atlantean ruler Aquaman simply drown the pair by submerging them underwater. These almost nonchalant murders are as coldly calculated as they come ‘left field’, and momentarily suggests that this title is somewhat shockingly going to end significantly short of the twelve instalments its Burbank-based publisher originally promised; “The battle has turned in our favour. Shall we send in the rest of the troops, my Queen..?”

Easily this book’s biggest surprise however, has to be the sudden appearance of Darkseid and his numerous Parademons, following the revelation that the hooded old woman mysteriously trying to guide Barbara Gordon’s rule over all the vampires, is actually the New God from Apokolips - Granny Goodness. This revelation is gobsmackingly ill-timed for the Nosferatu as they’re just about to best humanity’s last few surviving super-heroes, and resultantly turns the entire title’s narrative right upon its head. Indeed, to some readers it may well look like Rosenberg suddenly tired of the complicated political manoeuvrings he has previously penned for this title and spontaneously felt like wiping the chalk board completely clean.

Disconcertingly, Otto Schmidt’s artwork is rather brusque-looking too, with the various panels depicting the competing armies jostling for any advantage looking like a mere collection of unrecognisable black blobs moving upon a boring, bare white winterscape. In fact, even the Siberian-born illustrator’s Granny Goodness is a disappointing shadow of the character originally imagined by her creator Jack “King” Kirby, due to the emaciated servant of Darkseid showing none of the physical attributes which made her the formidable leader of the Female Furies on Apokolips.

The regular cover art of "DC VS. VAMPIRES: WORLD WAR V" #6 by Otto Schmidt