Saturday, 21 June 2025

Uncanny X-Men #15 - Marvel Comics

UNCANNY X-MEN No. 15, July 2025
Captivatingly claustrophobic due to so many of its sense-shattering shenanigans occurring deep down inside a long-buried crypt, there isn’t much wrong with Gail Simone’s narrative for Issue Fifteen of “Uncanny X-Men”. Indeed, the twenty-page periodical’s well-paced ‘potash’ of past, present and potential future sub-plots should see many a bibliophile utterly beguiled; “Oh, my dear, dear fellow. What makes you think you are free to leave.?”

Admittedly, this third instalment to the American author’s “The Dark Artery” storyline doesn’t really contain all that much adrenalin-fuelled action – at least not until this comic book’s end when Deathdream, Jitter, Calico and Ransom take-on the furious pitchfork-carrying residents of the realm of the dead. But the sheer sinister undertones of the dialogue-driven set-pieces beforehand, quite easily still carry this adventure ever onwards at an enjoyably brisk pace; especially during Miss Benjamin’s potentially deadly confrontation with the truly despicable secret service agent Mister Miller “nearly a century past.”

In fact, one of the dilemmas doubtless faced by this book’s Oregon-born writer was how she was ever going to cover as much of Lady Henrietta’s intriguing role as Penumbra’s current custodian as she does, whilst competing with the limited sheet-space required to also tell the mutant teacher-turned-caretaker’s brilliantly penned and emotionally-charged backstory.

Furthermore, Simone is also busy sowing the seeds of a potential massacre about to occur within the seemingly safe Haven House. This upcoming Sentinal attack might not have struck the audience as being particularly terrifying when the titular characters were residing there. However, rather cleverly, Gail has the X-Men depart to spectacularly save the Outliers’ day, and in doing so exposes the highly likeable little Chelsea and her mother to the flesh-tearing danger of a deranged mechanical Bloodhound back home.

Marvellously managing all of this comic’s visuals is David Marquez, who impressively imbues all the various sequences with just the right amount of atmosphere and apprehension. Of particular note has to be the Illustrator’s prodigious pencilling of Mister Miller, whose arrogant superiority is brought down to Earth with a heart-stopping bump when the Mutie-hater shockingly realises that the people he was planning to cold-bloodedly gun down, might not actually let him leave the swamp in one piece.
The regular cover art to "UNCANNY X-MEN" #15 by David Marquez & Matthew Wilson

Friday, 20 June 2025

Thunderbolts: Doomstrike #4 - Marvel Comics

THUNDERBOLTS: DOOMSTRIKE No. 4, July 2025
Largely focused upon Doctor Victor Von Doom verbally sparing with a heavily chained-up Bucky Barnes, this twenty-page periodical’s writers still manage to do a good job in imbuing the speech bubble-laden spate with plenty of tension and dynamic drama. Indeed, Jackson Lanzing and Collin Kelly’s handling of Latveria’s tyrannical ruler is seemingly spot on, as the armoured super-villain projects an almost palpable mixture of sheer arrogance and a desperate, almost juvenile need for his opponent to succumb to his twisted vision of the world; “Would you like to feast with Doom in the light of objective truth.? Then say it.”

Furthermore, this enthrallingly claustrophobic set-piece surprisingly isn’t in any way diminished once the Fantastic Four’s arch-nemesis angrily departs either, with the Eisner Award-nominee’s actually appearing to ‘up the stakes’ once Valentina Allegra de Fontaine begins to ‘interrogate’ the Winter Soldier on her own. Admittedly, much of the Silver Age sorcerer’s physical (and magical) menace is replaced by the Countess’ seductive feminine wiles. But there can be no doubt that the Thunderbolts’ one-armed leader is in just as much physical jeopardy with Citizen V’s catlike grip as he was whilst Jack Kirby’s co-creation was torturing him with the Psi-Temples of He Who Mourns In Memory. 

Disappointingly though, the rest of the storytelling inside Issue Four of “Thunderbolts: Doomstrike” arguably isn’t as well-penned, with Natasha" Romanova’s recruitment of a second strike team occurring in a decidedly choppy manner. Much of this confusion is debatably caused by the American authors desperately trying to demonstrate just how fast and stealthy an operative Black Widow can be when highly motivated. However, in having the former Russian assassin leap from one scene set thirty thousand feet above the Pacific Ocean straight into another based some ninety-eight miles from the Texas/Mexico border, the collaborative pair simply generate a ton of unanswered questions in the audience’s mind – not least of which is why the Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. selected who she did, and how she physically located/visited them..?

Similarly as ‘hit and miss’ are artist Tommaso Bianchi’s lively layouts, which largely manage to convey all the Machiavellian menace any comic book audience would expect of a yarn spotlighting Victor Von Doom. Yet every now and then the Varese-born illustrator’s panels don’t debatably fully deliver on what is supposedly happening in the script, such as when Songbird screams so as to probably damage/destroy the flying craft she’s aboard, or Ayo and Aneka are presumably conducting some covert mission in Wakanda when they’re spotted by winged Doombots..?

The regular cover art of "THUNDERBOLTS: DOOMSTRIKE" #4 by Leinil Francis Yu & Romulo Fajardo Jr.

Thursday, 19 June 2025

Destro #5 - Image Comics

DESTRO No. 5, October 2024
Pushed by its Portland-based publisher as depicting “the most dangerous powers in the Energon Universe [being] at war” with one another, fans of Hasbro’s “G.I. Joe” franchise most likely found this mini-series’ finale rather disheartening. True, Dan Watter’s narrative for Issue Five of “Destro” does show the titular character pummelling his way through the Crimson Twins at the M.A.R.S. Industries Headquarters. But this enjoyably lengthy bout of fisticuffs doesn’t debatably amount to anything other than giving the Scottish leader of the Iron Grenadiers the satisfaction of physically beating down some rivals before allowing Xamot and Tomax to live.

Indeed, the promise of the mysterious Cobra Commander participating in the brutal contest doesn’t even occur, with the fanatical terrorist simply looking on from the side-lines as a spectator; “I am keeping my options open, Destro.” This distinct lack of consequences to the highly-anticipated confrontation sadly sucks all the life out of the comic, if not the entire mini-series, and lamentably transpires just when the arrogant brothers appear to be about to get their well-deserved comeuppance, having arrogantly strolled straight into the armament’s factory only to unexpectedly find its founder still alive and well.

Similarly as dissatisfying though, is arguably this twenty-two page periodical’s conclusion, which sees James McCullen Destro XXIV somewhat bizarrely pardon his would-be-murderers, and then actually offer them (as well as Cobra) an alliance so as “to keep the world in a state of perpetual war.” Considering that the Crimson Twins had literally just tried to kill him with a garrotte, such forgiveness may strike many a bibliophile as being fairly unfathomable - albeit the weapons manufacturer is later depicted as having an intimate relationship with Astoria Carlton Ritz, who had also previously gone to great lengths to assassinate him.

However, what doesn’t disappoint are Andrei Bressan’s layouts, which do a cracking job in representing the savage speed of Laird Destro’s frantic fight. Onlookers should easily be able to imagine the pain inflicted by the man’s solidly-struck punches, as well as his momentary desperation when one of his attackers manages to get behind him with a deadly ligature. Furthermore, the Brazilian illustrator’s handling of Chameleon’s well-co-ordinated strike against the Crimson Guard shows all the efficiency expected for a successful military operation by highly-experienced operatives.

The regular cover art of "DESTRO" #5 by Andrei Bressan and Adriano Lucas

Wednesday, 18 June 2025

Star Wars: Inquisitors #4 - Marvel Comics

STAR WARS: INQUISITORS No. 4, December 2024
For those devotees of Disney’s galaxy far, far away, Rodney Barnes’ conclusion to this “Star Wars: Inquisitors” mini-series must surely have come as a major disappointment. Indeed, despite having bested the Grand Inquisitor, Fifth Brother, as well as the Seventh and Ninth Sisters, this twenty-page periodical’s plot never properly explains just why the Dark Lord of the Sith regarded Tensu Run as such a major threat to the tyrannical Empire. Nor for that matter, how the rather lack-lustre Jedi Knight later becomes such a legendary figure for the Light side of the Force.

Instead, the screenwriter attempts to convince his audience that Darth Vader would continue to accept his proteges’ persistent failure without any penalty whatsoever, and that having been unconvincingly cornered on a planet, this title’s central protagonist would simply allow himself to be decapitated by his foe so he can “die at peace with all I’ve done.” Such illogical contrivances really do prove hard to swallow, most especially Run’s suicidal stance considering that the ‘rebel’ completely failed to establish the Padawan training temple he had planned, and seemingly also let the young apprentices on Zondula get massacred by a unit of elite Clone Troopers; “Do you forget the peace that once flowed within you? A life free of tormented lust for power?”

Just as badly scripted though, is debatably the startling willingness of Tensu to give up the fight for survival when trouble strikes. The human clearly likes the idea of Force sensitives having a school within which to train. But then appears utterly unwilling to keep such a dream alive by repeatedly complaining about his responsibility to the Jedi Order, and ultimately just surrendering himself to Shmi Skywalker’s sinister son without so much as raising his lightsaber in defiance.

Unhappily adding to all this confusion as to the main cast’s motivations and mind-sets are Ramon Rosanas’ layouts, which whilst being prodigiously pencilled, don’t debatably do all that good a job in helping along this book’s storytelling. Of particular note is the sequence depicting Run’s dubious decision to battle the Inquisitors in space, with the artist’s panels illustrating poor Pan’s meaningless death requiring a few re-readings before it becomes clear just how Tensu’s friend actually died. This need for bibliophiles to ‘fill in the gaps’ sadly occurs a second time too, when the so-called celebrated Jedi is shown awkwardly fending off an assault one moment, and is then quite literally hurled out of the temple by Vader in the next.

The regular cover art of "STAR WARS: INQUISITORS" #4 by Nick Bradshaw & Neeraj Menon

Tuesday, 17 June 2025

Conan The Barbarian #21 - Titan Comics

CONAN THE BARBARIAN No. 21, July 2025
Consisting of a number of nods to Robert E. Howard’s original short stories, such as "The Vale of Lost Women" and even arguably "Shadows in Zamboula", there is undeniably plenty within Jim Zub’s narrative for Issue Twenty One of “Conan The Barbarian” which should rather please any Hyborian heroes reading it. However, such is the fleetingly fast nature of this comic’s pacing, that few readers will actually be able to dwell upon the references before being faced with yet another in a disconcerting carousel of set-pieces; “Test your food carefully and do not drink any of the wine. Something about this feels strange…”

To begin with, this twenty-two page periodical’s opener absolutely races through a turbulent period of the titular character’s travels with a nameless band of mercenaries, and only appears to stop for a brief moment of respite to plug the Canadian author’s previously published Kull the Conqueror team-up tale, before dutifully leaping on to the Cimmerian’s battles alongside a tribe of Bamula warriors. Admittedly, this frantic flashback sequence, powerfully pencilled by “Ferocious” Fernando Dagnino, rather succinctly conveys the leading cast to an enigmatic town “near the border between Kush and Stygia", where this latest yarns starts. But such is the rocket-like momentum of the storytelling that it continues to carry the audience straight on through a suspiciously low-priced public house, a lively love-scene, and into a nervy nocturnal excursion across the mysterious municipal’s rooftops, before anyone knows what's happening.

Sadly such a whirlwind tour of this “oasis” also requires a few contrivances to occur, so as to force Conan into the very slave pit he finds during his aforementioned recce. Perhaps one of the biggest of these ploys is that the Cimmerian originally discovers the buried cell containing all the unfortunates drugged by the townspeople to be completely unprotected. Yet when the black-haired barbarian repeatedly attempts to break out for himself - by climbing up its walls, the Tripwire Award-winning writer stymies his escape with a number of “grinning guards” who knock him back to the ground. 

By far this comic's most unconvincingly manufactured moment though, is surely the titular character's crucial capture, when he unwisely decides to single-handedly storm straight into a tight-spaced tavern which is wall-to-wall with treacherous residents. This downfall is as swift as it was avoidable, and resultantly will cause many a bibliophile to feel it was only penned to allow Belit's former bodyguard to be climatically dragged before the feet of Thoth-Amon Just before this book runs out of panels.

Writer: Jim Zub, Artist: Fernando Dagnino, and Color Artist: Diego Rodriguez

Monday, 16 June 2025

Red Hulk #5 - Marvel Comics

RED HULK No. 5, August 2025
Undeniably hurling Thunderbolt Ross from out of the cooking pot and straight into the fire, Benjamin Percy’s penmanship for Issue Four of “Red Hulk” is arguably a tour-de-force as to how to absolutely pack a twenty-page periodical with some serious high-octane action, yet still deliver a strong storyline involving international politics, treachery, and a palpable feeling of outrage at how despicably a country can treat one of its experienced war veterans. In fact, the General’s anger towards the United States apparently ‘bending the knee’ to Doctor Victor Von Doom positively bristles off of each printed panel; “Defy any system that supports this global @#$%#& coup. We’re at war with the world.”

Furthermore, the introduction of a somewhat quietly spoken, albeit utterly belligerent Colonel, makes a great contrast to the loud, almost bombastic shouts emanating from the gamma-powered protagonist. This particular character, who is so disrespectful towards a superior officer that he doesn’t even salute Ross, is the exact opposite of everything the American author depicts Thaddeus as standing for, and resultantly imbues their momentary cordiality with a terrific amount of tension before the pair have exchanged even a score of words.

The Oregon-born writer’s handling of both Machine Man and Deathlok is also not without merit, courtesy of the badly battered pair still contributing plenty to the plot’s progress. The couple’s close shave with a lone Doombot provides a neat benchmark as to just how much more powerful Red Hulk is over them (as the human mutate rips dozens of the robots apart with his bare hands). But they also move the group's escape bid forward by establishing a communications link with the then seemingly sympathetic U.S. Air Force, and negotiating co-ordinates for a supposedly safe extraction.

Ultimately however, the real heavy-lifting of this tome is done by Geoff Shaw and colour artist Bryan Valenza. Between them the two illustrators absolutely knock the ball straight out of the park, with some marvellous, eye-catching double-splashes of Ross’ heavily-muscled alter-ego brutally bashing any android stupid enough to come within his reach. In addition though, there is a distinctly disagreeable arrogance in the bearing of the aforementioned insolent Colonel, so when the holier than thou soldier is subsequently sketched running for the hills once his ‘detainee’ picks up a nearby boulder, many a bibliophile should be smugly smirking in satisfaction at his evident fright.

The regular cover art of "RED HULK" #5 by Geoff Shaw & Marte Gracia

Sunday, 15 June 2025

Destro #4 - Image Comics

DESTRO No. 4, September 2024
Pedantically plodding, as well as somewhat illogical when it comes to the motivation of the Crimson Twins in wanting to buy M.A.R.S. Industries with a “really big cheque” despite the evident “unmarketable” deficiencies of the company’s B.A.T.S. project, Dan Watters narrative for Issue Four of “Destro” was probably seen by many readers as an example of sluggish storytelling. Indeed, apart from a fleeting example of the aforementioned deadly, though utterly undeployable “fully functioning autonomous soldiers” gunning one another down, and an incredibly brief physical spate involving Astoria Carlton Ritz, this particular twenty-page periodical is practically devoid of any action.

Instead, its plot is infuriatingly padded out with conversation after conversation, or even worse – the titular character writing a long letter to Major Flagg, thanking the United States of America’s military for being “so very naughty.” Such sequences would ordinarily have been fine if interspersing the high-octane dramatics normally associated with Hasbro's "G.I. Joe" media franchise. But when each dialogue-driven scene simply runs into another, with absolutely no respite, then many a bibliophile will surely start to struggle to make it through this entire comic book in a single session; “Honestly, you’re going to make me start to think that rich white board members of billion-dollar-valued tech companies can’t party.”

Of course, that isn’t to say that this mini-series’ penultimate instalment doesn’t have any merits, as the revelation that Ritz’s sentient Artificial Intelligence is behind the assassinate attempts upon Destro is definitely an intriguing, surprise twist. However, even something as enthralling as a warmongering computer arbitrarily deciding “how to end war on Earth” arguably loses a tremendous amount of its impact when such a disclosure occurs amidst a rather tiresome nineteen panel long discussion.

Quite possibly just as uninspired by this sedentary script is Andrei Bressan, who appears to have ‘won’ the lion’s share for padding this publication out to its required length. The Brazilian artist is clearly trying his very best to do so, as seen with his drawings of Astoria desperately attempting to outfox Destro by running through a luxurious nightclub. Yet even so proficient a penciller as him can’t manage to imbue all that much interest in a carousel of verbal exchanges, where the majority of the cast just scowl at one another whilst talking.

Writer: Dan Watters, Artist: Andrei Bressan and Colorist: Adriano Lucas