Conan The Barbarian #16 - Titan Comics

CONAN THE BARBARIAN No. 16, November 2024

Considering that the entirety of this twenty-two page periodical explores the titular character’s shocking belief that Crom doesn’t actually exist, it’s difficult to imagine all that many readers of “The Hidden World” will wholly agree with the British-based publishing house's claim that this book forms part of a “triumphant new era of Conan”. In fact, Jim Zub’s tampering with one of the fundamental foundations of Robert E. Howard’s most famous literary creations could well be seen as fairly sacrilegious by some dog brothers and sword sisters; especially when the Canadian author suddenly seems to double-down on his anti-deity narrative by proposing that the barbarian’s father also had his doubts as to Cimmeria’s indifferent god.

Furthermore, the Animex Honorary Award-winner wraps the young adventurer’s doubts regarding his people’s religion around an arguably unconvincing plot which depicts Osmin seeking revenge for not being chosen to accompany Wulfhere’s doomed band of warriors. Admittedly, the bearded bully is evidently full of drink and misgivings as to just why his fellow fighters have ‘adopted’ the black-haired Outlander so willingly into their midst. But his brutal, out-of-the-blue attack upon an unarmed, and frankly distracted Conan, still smacks of the writer needing some contrived spark with which to imbue his script with some much needed action. Indeed, up until the point where the drunkard suddenly emerges from the trees vehemently questioning the barbarian's manhood, the majority of this tome’s audience probably thought the disagreeably arrogant Aesir had been killed as part of the lost patrol.

To make matters worse though, once the Cimmerian has defeated his foe, courtesy of Doug Braithwaite pencilling him splitting the fool’s head with a small hand-axe, the camp’s reaction is to immediately blame the "savage" for the death and cast him back out into the winter wilderness. Considering just how hard the heavily-muscled protagonist has fought for these people of Asgard in the past, and that it was Osmin who first cowardly clubbed Conan from behind to (re)start their non-canonical grudge-fight, such an illogical reaction appears to have been manufactured simply so the future King of Aquilonia can once again be sketched wandering the snow-covered countryside on his lonesome; “I gave up my hunt, doused your enemy’s fire, fought in your damned blood feud… of that’s not enough, step forth and try to take more.”

The regular cover art of "CONAN THE BARBARIAN" #16 by Colleen Doran