LANDO No. 2, October 2015 |
Following the disappointing depiction of an arguably somewhat unrecognisable and unappealing Lando Calrissian stealing
“an imperial luxury yacht undergoing a refit at the Siernar Fleet Systems
shipyard” in his mini-series’ previous issue, writer Charles Soule
disheartening demonstrates an even greater lack of knowledge of George Lucas’
smooth-talking charmer within this twenty-page periodical. For having succeeded
in his heist, thanks in large to “the aid of two cloned alien warriors (Aleksin
and Pavol) and an Ugnaught antiquities expert”, the galactic adventurer lamentably
spends the entirety of "Lando - Part Two" sat within the vessel’s cockpit issuing
orders so as to evade the tractor beams of three pursuing star destroyers.
Such a somewhat sedentary plot,
whilst admittedly being slightly reminiscent of the Millennium Falcon’s
thrilling flight from the Imperial forces orbiting Hoth in the 1980 motion
picture “The Empire Strikes Back”, is a far cry from the action arguably
anticipated for a title featuring so swashbuckling a rogue. Indeed it comes as
little surprise that eventually even the Brooklyn-born author himself apparently tires of the tiny
ship tediously dodging gravity-based mines in outer space and instead rather
randomly ‘whisks’ the reader away to the watery-world of Amethia Prime in The Inner
Rim so as to witness the superman-like caped bounty hunter Chanath Cha capture a
local, unimaginatively named crime boss called Big String.
This somewhat lengthy, though thoroughly
entertaining, high-speed boat chase lasts for almost a third of the book and
provides ample evidence that when he puts his mind to it the New York Times
best-selling author can script an enjoyably competent sci-fi sequence. Discouragingly
however even this scene is worryingly unoriginal and strongly reminiscent of an
old Thirties Buster Crabbe Hollywood serial as the armoured recovery agent ‘socks’
his way past his frog-faced fugitive’s masked minions; “Whatever they’re paying
you for me, I can beat it.”
Undoubtedly adding to this
publication’s palatable atmosphere of disappointment and disenchantment is Alex
Maleev’s irrepressibly robotic-looking drawings. In fact the artwork of the
Bulgarian painter has probably seldom looked worse, with Billy Dee Williams’
likeness constantly being depicted with ‘the shiniest nose in space’. Whilst the Emperor’s
sharpest “needle” Chanath Cha looks like some bizarre amalgamation of every
superhero costume conceived during the Golden Age of Comics.
Writer: Charles Soule, Artist: Alex Maleev, and Colors: Paul Mounts |
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