Conan The Barbarian #17 - Titan Comics

CONAN THE BARBARIAN No. 17, January 2025

With “Titan Comics” boldly proclaiming Issue Seventeen of “Conan The Barbarian” to be the beginning of a new story arc for the heavily-muscled Cimmerian, many a fan of Robert E. Howard’s sword and sorcery adventurer were probably expecting something a bit more pulse-pounding than Jim Zub’s “Fangs And Foolish Thieves”. Sure, the twenty-page plot taps into one of the character’s most memorable partnerships by having him accompany Bêlit, Pirate Queen of the Black Coast, to the Port of Prosperity for some much-needed rest and recuperation. But considering that over half the book subsequently just covers the pair drinking, dancing and love-making, there isn’t arguably much to either entertain this title’s long-term readers, or attract any new ones for that matter.

To make matters slightly worse though, when the Canadian author does eventually decide to inject his tale with some much-needed action, a fair few within the audience debatably won’t be able to shake the notion that the writer has somehow slipped one his unused plot-threads for “Dungeons & Dragons” into the mix. Such a notion is genuinely hard to ignore, with the powerful pair suddenly being attacked at night by a quartet of incompetent robbers whose party consists of a nimble thief, axe-wielding fighter, bull-necked thug and classic, double-bladed rogue; “Oh, look, my dear -- Visitors. What kind of fool wears any eyepatch they don’t need?”

Unfortunately, even the resultant skirmish isn’t especially convincing, with the ill-fated foursome supposedly able to match skills – albeit temporarily – with a Conan and Bêlit who are already warned of their approach, and have had time to arms themselves appropriately. In the novels, the Cimmerian would likely as not have brutally dispatched all of his attackers with great aplomb, especially as he’s initially able to ambush them in the darkness. However, Zub would have his audience believe the warrior would actually struggle to take out the aforementioned rogue, and implausibly then lose out to a Gunderman’s double-handed axe – at least until he is able to stop the big man’s blade literally with his bare hands..?

Danica Brine’s layouts are certainly far less bemusing as this publication’s penmanship, thanks largely to the "death-defying” illustrator’s style being somewhat reminiscent of the late, great Carmine Infantino. Indeed, it would be interesting to see just how well the GLAAD Award-nominee’s panels held up to scrutiny if inked by someone like legendary embellisher Terry Austin, rather than just being coloured by “Jumping” Jao Canola.

The regular cover art of "CONAN THE BARBARIAN" #17 by Roberto De La Torre