AMAZING X-MEN No. 7, July 2014 |
Penned by former “Journey Into Mystery” author Kathryn
Immonen, and based upon the ensemble from the 1981 American animated television
series “Spider-Man And His Amazing Friends”, this “special one-shot story” must
surely have made the vast majority of this title’s slowly dwindling 42,512
strong audience wish Senior Editor Nick Lowe had never conceived of the idea of
reuniting Firestar, Iceman and Peter Parker’s alter-ego. For whilst the
Canadian writer’s enthusiasm for the “really great trio” is slightly infectious,
her desire to have the narrative encapsulate the “hijinks” of the “Marvel Productions”
cartoon show makes “No Goats, No Glory” a truly painful reading experience, and
one which had at least one fan “thinking about dropping the series” due to it
being “a mess.”
Foremost of this twenty-page periodical’s biggest disappointments
has to be its over reliance upon ‘slapstick’ humour to unsuccessfully mask the
shameful paucity of its plot. Whether it be Bobby Drake having to buy ice from
a store on account of nobody wanting to put cubes taken from his upper body in
their drinks, an alien baby crying acid, burping flames and filling his “space
diaper” with explosive excrement, or aliens abducting a goat because they
thought the match day mascot was “an important Earthling”, none of the jokes
really work, and instead just exacerbate an increasing sense of frustration
with the non-existent storyline. Indeed at times it’s incomprehensible to
believe that Spider-Man wouldn’t simply web the interfering two X-Men up and then
just swing off to exchange the infant for the goat ‘less than an hour before
kick-off!’
Equally as cringeworthy as Immonen’s ham-fisted attempts
at comedy however has to her inclusion of Logan towards the conclusion of this
farce. Just why Firestorm doesn’t order the super-group’s food supplies “online”
is never explained, especially when they’d apparently be entitled to “a
discount ‘cause you work at some kinda school”. Nor is just how the
extra-terrestrial child suddenly appears buried amongst the goods in her
trolley… But the fact that Wolverine is apparently the only person able to lend
them a car is nonsensical, as is Weapon X being ‘blown up’ by more alien poo
which has somehow miraculously found its way into the boot of his vehicle?
So poor a script is particularly disheartening when it is
accompanied by the outstanding breakdowns of Paco Medina. In fact Angelica
Jones, Iceman and Spider-Man have rarely looked better, with the “artist from
Mexico City” proving especially good at dynamically pencilling the heroes whilst
‘in flight' with lots of fantastically complicated web-lines and impressive-looking ice-slides.
Writer: Kathryn Immonen, Penciler: Paco Medina and Inker: Juan Vlasco |
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