MARVEL TWO-IN-ONE No. 30, August 1977 |
Arguably little more than a vehicle to firmly establish
then-publisher Stan Lee’s copyright to the name Spider-Woman, following the
character’s “Marvel Spotlight” debut in February 1977, this rather inconsistent
Marv Wolfman narrative is made all the more inaccessible by the Editor’s
disconcertingly bizarre attempt to imbue all of his English locals with a
stereotypical ‘Limey’ dialect that causes armed robbers to repeatedly refer to
one another as “mate” and “lad” as they go about their nefarious business, and
has London’s truncheon-armed “blinkin’ Bobbies” commenting “It’s like the ruddy
Blitz all over again!” whenever an explosion occurs. Indeed the irritation
caused by the American author’s obsession for his characters’ persistent (and
inaccurate) verbalisation of “‘ave, ‘old and ‘ey!” is only bested throughout
the seventeen-page periodical’s dialogue by his insistence on having every Policeman
and Queen’s Guard yelling “bloody” profanities whenever trouble occurs.
Blade’s co-creator also seems to have tried to cram Issue
Thirty of “Marvel Two-In-One” with as many coincidental contrivances as
possible. The biggest being Ben Grimm just “‘appenin’” to hear a “muffled
explosion” whilst nonchalantly passing Westminster Abbey “on his way back to
his London hotel” and then subsequently literally bumping into the two self-same
thieves responsible for the blast inside the Tower of London. Indeed The Thing’s
early observation that “everywhere I go, problems!” Problems!” is a major
understatement considering the numerous unlucky happenstances which befall the “ever-lovin’
blue-eyed Benjamin J.” within this magazine; “Y’Got that, Creepy?”
Quibbles as to Wolfman’s manufactured plot development and
annoying clichéd colloquialisms aside, the biggest disappointment of the “Battle
Atop Big Ben!” has to be the Shazam Award-winner’s ineffective use of Jessica
Drew. For although the HYDRA agent features rather prominently throughout the
adventure, Spider-Woman’s subjugation to the worldwide subversive organisation’s
“superior hypnosis techniques” provides the colourfully-costumed “dame” with
scant opportunity to display any sort of personality and instead disappointingly
restricts “Web-Head’s sister” to such banal statements as “Impossible” My
spider venom-blast didn’t stun you? But it could kill a raging rhinoceros” and “H-He’s
stronger than they told me. I can’t destroy him… not yet. Better retreat… Return
for further instructions.”
Writer/Editor: Marv Wolfman, Pencils: John Buscema, and Inks: Pablo Marcos |
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