MARVEL TWO-IN-ONE No. 29, July 1977 |
One of Marv Wolfman’s earliest issues as writer for
“Marvel Two-In-One”, “Two Against Hydra” disappointingly demonstrates just how
badly manufactured the two-time Jack Kirby Award-winner’s narratives could be
during the Bronze Age of Comics. For whilst Benjamin Grimm and his girlfriend Alicia Masters vacation to London England isn't overly contrived, even if it includes them having to finish “Reed’s mission… [to] dig up Doctor Louis
Kort…[and] get ‘im ta fix up Deathlok ‘fore corpse-face dies!” The
Brooklyn-born author’s attempt to explain Shang Chi’s presence within this tome
by co-incidentally just happening to be gloomily cogitating outside an address
within which the blind sculptress screams as she unluckily slips “to the floor”
and ‘felt something horrible there’ is positively preposterous.
Indeed the entire ludicrous situation was clearly penned
simply to ‘force’ “Davy Carridine’s stand-in” to mistake “the ever-lovin’,
blue-eyed idol o’millions” as a threatening monster and subsequently tackle The
Thing in one of the most out-matched confrontations of the former MI-6 employee's career. Certainly it is increasingly incredulous to
believe that the Master of Kung Fu somehow bests the super-strong rocky human
mutate for a staggering fourteen panels until “Skinny” realises “you are not
the enemy I thought you to be.”
Fortunately the second half of this seventeen-page
periodical provides far more entertainment once the heroes discover the hidden entrance to Hydra’s experimental
laboratory beneath “a small, almost disused restaurant catering
the most uninspired Italian food one can imagine” located on the Victoria
Embankment, and the two protagonists find themselves waist-deep in armed
green-garbed goons; “You are our prisoners, fools. Prisoners of immortal
Hydra!” In fact a good deal of Wolfman’s former poor scripting can quite easily
be forgiven as he depicts Shang Chi at the height of his martial art powers,
karate-chopping the “costumed ones… [with] no inner strength” all over the
place and ensuring Doctor Kort’s retreat courtesy of “the sting of my
nunchaka!”
Disconcertingly however artist Ron Wilson also seems to
take the best part of this publication to warm to the son of Fu Manchu. There’s
little doubt that the American illustrator can draw an incredibly expressive
Thing, as his wonderful pencilling of a thoughtful-faced Grimm feeding the tame
pigeons at Trafalgar Square ably demonstrates. But when it comes to the facial
expressions of the wushu-styled warrior, his work for the most part appears flat, awkwardly
angular and inauspiciously amateurish.
Writer/Editor: Marv Wolfman, Pencils: Ron Wilson, and Inks: Sam Grainger |
Not a classic, for me I have to say, but hey its got the Thing in so it cant be all bad. Though I was never a fan of all the "Kung Fu" heroes that were so popular in the Seventies.
ReplyDeleteCheers Roger.
This was undoubtedly a bit choppy Roger, but an interesting 'team-up'. All a bit too contrived sadly. I'm a huge fan of Shang Chi, but this wasn't a strong appearance for me. Pity.
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